Me and mom learned new English word.

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

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Obsessed w how the gangs' all posed in this scene ngl

A group of queer friends, at one of their shitty apartments, pausing the board game they were playing to have an impromptu group therapy session

aw man you just know fred is going through it with his dad right now

i've defeated mental illness (took a shower and made my bed)

i've defeated anxiety (lit a small candle)

i've defeated stress (cranked one out)

There should be a type of tangela that’s steel/electric and it’s a bunch of tangled wires/cables instead of vines!!

like so

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reblogging again cause i couldn’t resist spriting them

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funnytwittertweets

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kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

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This is so funny. Hey trans men, are you a big enough jackass to be a man? Have you been doing your diss-training? You know you'll never pass if you aren't calling your buddies sorry sacks of useless dog shit 12 times a MINUTE.

Tell me, Will, do you abandon your nature when your abandon your genitalia?

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WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE

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why does it say gameboy advance sp in the corner

corgiblue

That’s because it’s from a series of very… Odd Game Boy advertisement.

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is this abstract art

becAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TO USE THEIR HAND S OMG THIS AD IM GONNA

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van

UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist

USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

welcometothemaxipad

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

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